Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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