the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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