Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize