I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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