im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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