so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Terrible idea I love it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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