i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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