Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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