all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
