Your tits are I can't wait for
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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