She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
