Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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