Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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