my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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