apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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