Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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