We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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