Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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