Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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