last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i came on her dog
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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