just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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