That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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