Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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