called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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