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sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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