You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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