There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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