Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You need Xanax blowdarts
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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