what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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