brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
