we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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