this just has baby written all over it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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