yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Two words: nipple clamps
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