This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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