Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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