i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
