i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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