So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
