You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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