i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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