we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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