Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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