I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.