his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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