They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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