I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am one with the molecules
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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