i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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