WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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