Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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