its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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