I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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