it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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