Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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