I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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