Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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