Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
