i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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