help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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