You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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